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Ahahahahaha =)) [Jul. 17th, 2006|08:39 pm]
Gaurav
[mood |hungryhungry]
[music |Baa Baa Black Sheep]

World's shortest nursery rhyme

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool...?






NO...Fuck off.. ;)
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(no subject) [Jul. 2nd, 2006|01:23 am]
Gaurav
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Yawwwwwwwwwwwn]

Jus finished watching Ocean's 12..Frankly speaking could not make out the head or tail of it fully. But subconsciously i feel it might have been a directorial genius. I gotta see it again one fine day with a cool mind.

In other news, my orkut account is screwd up and messed around with and deleted. In other words, FUCKED UP. Nobody's to be blamed. The story is a long one and as usual i dont feel like writing it all up. So fuck it! Yawwwwwn. Good night!
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(no subject) [Jun. 25th, 2006|04:48 am]
Gaurav
[Current Location |home]
[mood |pissed offpissed off]
[music |metallica - so what]

never been so fucking pissed at somebody. to be precise, some sonofabitch.......

P.S. i dunno why but take my word for it, no i am not drunk...
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Trekking baby!!!! [May. 29th, 2006|02:44 am]
Gaurav
[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Fanaa - Chand Sifarish]

phew! done with the packing. I know i am gonna remember a lot of things which i forgot in the train to Delhi tomm. Oh btw i am going for a Himalayan trekking expedition. return - most prolly 13th. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn goddamint i am sleepy.. gotta go now ya'll... *goes*
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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2006|12:05 pm]
Gaurav
[mood |confusedand Chewy!]
[music |Himesh - Suroor]

Your Personality Is Like Alcohol

You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!
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heyy all [May. 28th, 2006|04:14 am]
Gaurav
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |Rang de Basanti's all songs]

heyyyyy got a new digi cam todayy... a SOnY DSC - W5..awesome cam for a good price ... hey LJ meet also todayy... Lotsa Phun... Thanks Jim for accompaniying me ... Roshini.,... At friends place... not drunk...its a change...
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2006|09:04 pm]
Gaurav
[Current Location |ghar]
[mood |Nose-picky]
[music |Gaand mein Danda]

Jus replied to my friend buggchaser's latest post and thought it was awesome. So i am making it a post for my own journal too. Also its been long since i last blogged. So here it is. But readers beware, if obscene and abusive language offends you and makes you go cheeeee, then turn around and go visit disneyland.com, but otherwise the blog is awesome and funny too... Plus i think it is really necessary for children to go thru it as it is essential for the overall mental developement of a child to know a little bit about his/her surroundings.   To read the wisdom imparting blog, jus read on you lamer!

A for Ass
B for Breasts/Boobs/Boobies/Beer/Bra
C for Condom/Cunt/Chooth/Cunnilingus (aahahaha)
D for Dick/Durex
E for Ecstacy/Ejaculation
F for Fantasy/Fellatio
G for G-spot/Gaand/Gay/Ganja/G-string
H for Hymen/Handjob/Harder
I for dIldo (like the orally-challenged who cant pronounce D)
J for Jackoff/Jackass/Jenna Jameson
K for Katrina Kaif/Kama Sutra
L for Lund/Lesbian
M for Masturbation/Madarchod
N for Necrophilia (yikes..gimme a replacement for this if u can)
O for Orgasm (ofcourse)
P for Pussy/Panties/Penis
Q for Qama Sutra  (ahahaah) <update>Quickie</update>
R for Rape/Rascal
S for Slut/Sex
T for Thong
U for Underwear
V for Virgin/Vagina/Viagra
W for Wet
X for XXX
Y for Yeaah Yeaaah! <update>yasmeen bleeth</update>
Z for Goddamnit i am tired. You figure this one out...


All flames (Fuck! i told u not to read it if yu dont like such stuff. Goddamned loser! ) and appraisals invited. More innovative examples will be appreaciated. If any additions are required please touch me... I mean get in touch with me :D


P.S.Goddamned LJ cut ...am not able to use it...
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(no subject) [Apr. 28th, 2006|12:36 am]
Gaurav
[Current Location |ghar]
[mood |relaxedrelaxed]
[music |T.A.T.U. - All things she said]

You Are Smokin' Hot

You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal.
Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2006|12:28 pm]
Gaurav
[mood |thirstythirsty]
[music |Last night's beer's fart]

You Are Samuel Adams

You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place.
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2006|12:39 am]
Gaurav
[mood |angryangry]
[music |Chocolate - Halka Halka]

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!



You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.


Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

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